I'm a British-Swiss advertising copywriter based in Zurich. (Switzerland, not the one in California.) I don't have pets, but I once had a cactus named Herbert. Herbie, as I used to call him, was a lovely companion. Until I forgot to water him. So what's that got to do with advertising? Nothing. But you wanted to know something about me. Or why else would you have clicked the "About me" section? If you’d like to see some of the ads I've done, click here.